Serious Jokes...and joke's history.

Heillo ;) 

welcome  to  this hysterically important article on the “origin of jokes”, which most intriguingly will change over to the unveiling of a new  joke saga!. 

Ever wondered how and when the the first joke was made?. First ever in the human civilization.?

There are now a lot of masters of the joke fraternity. People whose business is a Joke. Some are genuine, some self-proclaimed and some others might have chances of having a joining audience in a zoo cage of Hyenas. But none of them was 'kidding enough' to think of the origin of their profession.

Well, when we realised that it’s up to us, we started our research and what followed were a series of interviews with well established jokers and PUNdits.

The following was what actually happened according to Lewis Henry Morgan.

 So one night, some number of thousand years back... the hunters were gathered around the fire after a long day's work.

 One among them who always believed he was good in sign and 'blah blah' language was sharing something happened in his day.

But that night, his comrades reaction was at odds with their reactions while every other passed nights.  His comrades starting laughing their ass off, not in sign language,...

That was the first time mankind was experiencing the routine of little talk followed by ROFLMAO.

Until then what followed after little talk was either fight or sex. But this was different and they loved it.

And they made this guy their king and later a joker.

So, since the task of settling the origin and history of jokes is behind us, we can joke around more heartily.
we shall move ahead to the unveiling to the newest member of the family.

(For those who are still clueless, there exist different fraternities and sororities and secret societies and governments who uphold the superiority and  originality of different kinds of jokes. It seems there are different genres of jokes as work jokes, life jokes, Tintu-mon  jokes, blond jokes and so on. In the Middle East there is huge popularity and support for Rabbi jokes. In fact there is an active Rabbi jokes production department in Hamas. Indians love Politics and sex jokes. And so on.)

Point made.. moving on...

Ladies and Gentlemen, It's with great pleasure that I’m releasing this brain child of me and my colleague. And as our brains, this is wicked in a horrid way.

The idea of the introduction of a new genre of jokes for the good of the public, was never to put off other genres for good, albeit that would be the eventuality. The idea is to help you realize what will happen to this world, once you start appreciating the hidden talents of socially outcast morons. We genuinely hope, this is going to be a revolutionary stress busting tool for all we care.

The naming of anything is a big issue for all concerned but one, the thing or the one getting named. But this being the wackiest of all the jokes, the name had to be simple.

We are sorry, but the jokes are called "SERIOUS JOKES"...

This genre of jokes will make you, make a face, that you may have  thought you could ever make.

So if you have a mirror near, well and good.

So here we go, it's a new leaf in the history of jokes and we fondly and respectfully remember,

our forefather who lived as a king ,  for a few days, and then died as a joker.

*One day, I and my colleague were travelling in a Warangal auto. Both of us had to sit literally outside

the auto. There were some 10 people in the auto with us. 

So, what happened was, while the auto was maneuvering a curve, our eyes fell upon a movie poster with the picture of a scantily clad pretty lady sitting on a log or something. When the curve was behind us, my colleague commented, "Lame, she is wearing only under things". And i had to say, " Poor thing, that cannot be the case, she might had given up looking for her pants".

*Another day, me and my colleague was walking on the road inside the campus. Then, against came walking this guy, who had nothing to do with us. But we couldn't let him go.(We needed entries badly).So we commented.

I said, "See... the guy has got a weird moustache."

My colleague had to say, "Wow, but the guy has got no beard.. that's weird".

*Another day we went to the  Arms factory...

 Me: Don't touch it. It's Mine ...

 My colleague: No way... it's mine!! ... I'm taking it.

Bhoom .. aargh!!
Poor lad .. he lost both his hands...

This is how far we got with the "Serious Jokes". We hope to see these jokes circulating as SMSs. We believe in prevalence of the lame.

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Understand that it's gone a lot far...
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FreeKick your Ass!!.

First there were feet and then there was football. For the weaker feet there are EA Sports and Foosball.
The strong are the footballers, not just their members. The players get "Life". They play life on condensed scale of ninety minutes.They are born, with the kickoff and dies really tired when the last whistle blows.Isn't that how life should be??//.
You get out there,play your heart out and then lay dead on  the ground with the assurance that, that all has been done and the last bit of vitality has been put to action.

Then there are those ups n downs which  runs parallel in both life and football ...
There are men, celebrating, after the goal, which might have asked for all the practice and games and time  they did on the green fields.
There are men missing opportunities and being cussed by the crowd...
The same men, after the ball clearing the keeper, jubilantly doing a back-flip and the crowd going mad, shouting their name... 
what they did now differently, was giving a touch to the ball with more heart and at a different angle...
Being booed at,  and having devotees, are all part of the game...


But then, what would be a goal in football, imply in life, if we agree upon this parallel thinking?
what can be seen in life, as parallel to a Free kick, they have in football ?
and Throw-ins ?.
Penalty shoot outs. what would penalty shoot-outs map onto in real life ?.


Hopefully, this appeal as an interesting line of thought for you, and you have some insights to scribble.
I've got some vague ideas such as, a Free kick in the football game, that is "your life", would mean your ass is getting kicked and you cannot do much about it. ;)
It's just an undeveloped, over the head view of the parallelism. 
Hope, you! my friend, can have more fun with this imagined parallelism.
Joga Bonito, Amigo  ;) .. hehe.

Decision and death.

Everyone in the powerplant were having another normal day, but  till lunch. Soon after lunch, most of them got messages in their inbox, which read,

"660 and HR side mat jaana aaj.. casualty k 

karan roits[sic] ho rahe hai waha.. janhit

me jari"

Riots!! .. some of them wanted to go and have their first look at it all. But guys from HR where sent over to the GETs' place to ask the GETs to stay back. Some went back to their normal afternoon routine of siesta and some to their preparations for future exams and interviews. 

Those loyal to the company ran for computers for an arcade tournament of Pocket Tanks.

Everybody wanted to know, what really happened with the plant HR head. There were rumours that he was targeted by the rioting workers, and that news was gladdening. The mutual mistrust and malevolence of the HR and the Techies is something archaic.

Later when the details came about, the picture got clearer. One Guy, a contract worker, fell from the top of ESP( that's Electro Static Precipitator for you) and died. He wasn't wearing any security equipments and that did his undoing. The guy was hastily taken to somewhere in an Ambulance.

And may be he died on his way.

As told by someone who claimed inside information, the victim had his entire family working in the power plant.

His Dad and others are working as contract employees, known always as workers to us. The family was not told of the unfortunate incident. And when they came to know about it, hell broke loose. All the workers joined forces and beat up those unfortunate engineers who where in the scene and pelted stones at some officials, burned an Ambulance.

That's all the source knew.

What really happened there cannot be corroborated, but we shall take a quick turn here and come to the core issue or the prime motive of this passage.

About the family. 

Being a worker in a power plant is not definitely some one's dream job. He climbs unseen heights, works on a platform 20 feet above projecting metal rods. He cleans ash powder off the ground and machines and put up with sub minimal living conditions in a labour colony.

But still, a Father has chosen to take his family there and work there. How difficult that decision might have come ? or could it have been easy for him to choose. ?

Imagine being put in a situation, where you are asked by life, to do something like this. 

There is no simple answers for this when we try play the role of this father.

Or did you find it really easy with the answers. ?

As the day aged beyond evening, meetings were seen happening with plant officials and Gujrat Police. Something must have been decided. The GETs were made to wait till 6 , because  if the bus is burned like the ambulance, it will make a much bigger fire.

Everything seemed to be quiet and calm in the plant, while the bus headed to the Township.

May the soul find peace. Lost is a chunk of the dreams and hopes of the family.