Serious Jokes...and joke's history.

Heillo ;) 

welcome  to  this hysterically important article on the “origin of jokes”, which most intriguingly will change over to the unveiling of a new  joke saga!. 

Ever wondered how and when the the first joke was made?. First ever in the human civilization.?

There are now a lot of masters of the joke fraternity. People whose business is a Joke. Some are genuine, some self-proclaimed and some others might have chances of having a joining audience in a zoo cage of Hyenas. But none of them was 'kidding enough' to think of the origin of their profession.

Well, when we realised that it’s up to us, we started our research and what followed were a series of interviews with well established jokers and PUNdits.

The following was what actually happened according to Lewis Henry Morgan.

 So one night, some number of thousand years back... the hunters were gathered around the fire after a long day's work.

 One among them who always believed he was good in sign and 'blah blah' language was sharing something happened in his day.

But that night, his comrades reaction was at odds with their reactions while every other passed nights.  His comrades starting laughing their ass off, not in sign language,...

That was the first time mankind was experiencing the routine of little talk followed by ROFLMAO.

Until then what followed after little talk was either fight or sex. But this was different and they loved it.

And they made this guy their king and later a joker.

So, since the task of settling the origin and history of jokes is behind us, we can joke around more heartily.
we shall move ahead to the unveiling to the newest member of the family.

(For those who are still clueless, there exist different fraternities and sororities and secret societies and governments who uphold the superiority and  originality of different kinds of jokes. It seems there are different genres of jokes as work jokes, life jokes, Tintu-mon  jokes, blond jokes and so on. In the Middle East there is huge popularity and support for Rabbi jokes. In fact there is an active Rabbi jokes production department in Hamas. Indians love Politics and sex jokes. And so on.)

Point made.. moving on...

Ladies and Gentlemen, It's with great pleasure that I’m releasing this brain child of me and my colleague. And as our brains, this is wicked in a horrid way.

The idea of the introduction of a new genre of jokes for the good of the public, was never to put off other genres for good, albeit that would be the eventuality. The idea is to help you realize what will happen to this world, once you start appreciating the hidden talents of socially outcast morons. We genuinely hope, this is going to be a revolutionary stress busting tool for all we care.

The naming of anything is a big issue for all concerned but one, the thing or the one getting named. But this being the wackiest of all the jokes, the name had to be simple.

We are sorry, but the jokes are called "SERIOUS JOKES"...

This genre of jokes will make you, make a face, that you may have  thought you could ever make.

So if you have a mirror near, well and good.

So here we go, it's a new leaf in the history of jokes and we fondly and respectfully remember,

our forefather who lived as a king ,  for a few days, and then died as a joker.

*One day, I and my colleague were travelling in a Warangal auto. Both of us had to sit literally outside

the auto. There were some 10 people in the auto with us. 

So, what happened was, while the auto was maneuvering a curve, our eyes fell upon a movie poster with the picture of a scantily clad pretty lady sitting on a log or something. When the curve was behind us, my colleague commented, "Lame, she is wearing only under things". And i had to say, " Poor thing, that cannot be the case, she might had given up looking for her pants".

*Another day, me and my colleague was walking on the road inside the campus. Then, against came walking this guy, who had nothing to do with us. But we couldn't let him go.(We needed entries badly).So we commented.

I said, "See... the guy has got a weird moustache."

My colleague had to say, "Wow, but the guy has got no beard.. that's weird".

*Another day we went to the  Arms factory...

 Me: Don't touch it. It's Mine ...

 My colleague: No way... it's mine!! ... I'm taking it.

Bhoom .. aargh!!
Poor lad .. he lost both his hands...

This is how far we got with the "Serious Jokes". We hope to see these jokes circulating as SMSs. We believe in prevalence of the lame.

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